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Posted 19 hours ago

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

Posted 19 hours ago

gocookyourself:

Fried Egg & Tomato Toast

Cherry Tomatoes / Egg / Bread / Chives / Butter / Oil / Salt / Pepper

RUN cold water over tomatoes

SLICE in half (2)

HEAT frying pan on high

DRIZZLE in oil

THROW halved tomatoes into frying pan

CHOP up chives (3)

COOK tomatoes until they begin to gain some colour

CRACK egg into frying pan (4)

TOAST bread in toaster

BUTTER toast

TOP half with fried tomatoes

COVER with chopped chives

PLACE egg on other half (5)

INSERT into your mouth

GET the book

GO COOK YOURSELF

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

Posted 19 hours ago
4gifs:

Internet IRL

4gifs:

Internet IRL

Posted 1 day ago
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punkgotfat:

ohh it’s 7PM
*scratches butt cheeks* 

My feels exactly ughh

Posted 1 day ago

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Posted 1 day ago

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

Posted 2 days ago

mucholderthen:

I CEPHALOPODI
Cephalopods of Naples

From an 1896 monograph by Giuseppe Jatta.  The illustrator is Comingio Merculiano (1845- 1915), a professional watercolor painter hired in 1885 by prof. Anton Dohrn as in-house illustrator for the Naples Zoological Station, and one of the best scientific illustrators to date. This book on cephalopods is his masterpiece.

via BibliOdyssey: Neapolitan Cephalopods

Images hosted by the Biodiversity Heritage Library on behalf of the Smithsonian Institution

Posted 1 week ago

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

Posted 1 week ago

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Posted 1 week ago