(Source: thechurchofbobsaget)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
Fried Egg & Tomato Toast
Cherry Tomatoes / Egg / Bread / Chives / Butter / Oil / Salt / Pepper
RUN cold water over tomatoes
SLICE in half (2)
HEAT frying pan on high
DRIZZLE in oil
THROW halved tomatoes into frying pan
CHOP up chives (3)
COOK tomatoes until they begin to gain some colour
CRACK egg into frying pan (4)
TOAST bread in toaster
BUTTER toast
TOP half with fried tomatoes
COVER with chopped chives
PLACE egg on other half (5)
INSERT into your mouth
GO COOK YOURSELF
owo:
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
NO
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
I CEPHALOPODI
Cephalopods of NaplesFrom an 1896 monograph by Giuseppe Jatta. The illustrator is Comingio Merculiano (1845- 1915), a professional watercolor painter hired in 1885 by prof. Anton Dohrn as in-house illustrator for the Naples Zoological Station, and one of the best scientific illustrators to date. This book on cephalopods is his masterpiece.
via BibliOdyssey: Neapolitan Cephalopods
Images hosted by the Biodiversity Heritage Library on behalf of the Smithsonian Institution
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.